Alrighty, I’m back to write stupid things from my sarcastic, single gal point of view.
Have you ever noticed that married women just love to take photos of their left hand? They’ll make up any excuse to do so and some are admittedly pretty darn silly. They also start gesturing with their left hand more and with bigger movements like they’re Barney telling you he loves you this much. I have a friend who continually takes photos of her left hand. Every time I log on to Facebook *BAM!* there’s that hand. Excuses range from “Look at my new nail polish colour” *BAM!* Left hand to “Look at my breakfast” *BAM!* Left hand makes it in the shot.
Now I have pretty hands. No, seriously, I do! I have slender long fingers and my hands aren’t overly vein-y. I’d even go so far as to say my hands are modelesque. Years of playing a stringed musical instrument (the ever nerdy violin) made the under-side not so pretty with the callous fingers and such but hey, the upside is pretty nice! 🙂 My hands are so pretty I could be on The Shopping Channel modelling rings unlike married-friend-who-takes-too-many-photos-of-her-left-hand.
I took a few pictures to see if photos are more sophisticated when there’s a ring on the finger (and yeah, my inexpensive claddagh ring – clearly not from Tiffany’s – is too big for my finger):
So are photos less silly when there’s a ring on the finger? People really think you’re crazy when you take random shots of your hand… I tried to take videos of me gesturing but I nearly took out a really cute guy’s eye out. Have you seen the episode of King of Queens where Carrie and Doug receive a portrait of themselves from Deacon and Kelly but the portrait turns out to be rather unflattering? Doug has “beaver teeth” and Carrie has a huge hand? Well crazy gesturers, you better be careful or the vigorous exercise might leave you a large Carrie hand.